A song for you, Lauren

Lauren, the champion of moms everywhere, is doing the most amazing/hilarious series of re-written Christmas songs.

This is for her. Okay, it's just one verse and the chorus, but it's the best I can do. I bow down to her beauty and grace. If you have a verse to add (and I'm pretty sure I know some awesome mamas who all have a verse to add) (I do love a good metaphor), please leave it in the comments.

So, here goes:

I don't want a lot for mothers
There is just one thing they need
They don't need a lot of gadgets
Made to help them sleep or feed
I just want to help them find
Ways to ease their troubled minds

Make their problems cease!

All I want for mothers
is Peace.

Merry Christmas!